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Random Quotes and Fun Facts

Here i shall add my fun facts and stuff so if you hear any good ones feel free to tell me and I will add them to my collection

Quotes

 

-To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.

 

-Guys are like stars - so many to pick from
but only one can make all your dreams come true!

 

-"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

 

-"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."  (lmao no shit YOUR DEAD)

 

-"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

 

-"I can resist everything except temptation."

 

-"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

 

-"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

 

-"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

 

-"I drink to make other people interesting."

 

-"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."

 

-"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

 

-Dont judge me tomorrow by the way I act today.

Facts
 
-Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. .
 
-the longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
 
-In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust
 rag.
 
-In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
 
-if a man watches a woman undress in front of a window, he can be arrested as a peeping tom, if a woman watches a man undress in front of a window, she can have him arrested for indecent exposure. where's the fun in that?
 
-When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
 
-It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
 
-There are only 12 letters in the Hawaiian alphabet
 
-In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to Mobile Services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That's why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1
 
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
 
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
 
-Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
 
-Money isn't made out of paper, its madeout of cotton.
 
-A rat can last longer without water than a camal can.
 
-Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks or it will digest itself.
 
-The decleration of idependance was wrippen on hemp.
 
-The dot over the letter "i" is called a title.
 
-A female ferrett will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
 
-A ducks quack dosnt echo. noone knows y.
 
-40% of McDonalds profits come from happy meals.
 
-Every person has an unique eye and tounge print.
 
-The "spot" on the 7-Up comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
 
-315 enteries in Websters 1996 dictionarry were misspelled.
 
-On average 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
 
-Most lipsticks contain fish scales.
 
-Killer whales kill sharks by torpedoing up into the sharks stomach from underneath causing the shark to explode....
 
-Donald duck comics were banned from Finland because he dosnt wear pants.
 
-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.
 
-Beccause metal was scarce durring WWII ocars were made out of wood.
 
-The # of possible ways of playing the 1st 4 moves in chess per side is 318,979,564,000.
 
- There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
 
- There are no words in the dictionary which rhyme with orange purple and silver.

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